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Suami, Isteri, Talak dan Rujuk...

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Post time 30-6-2016 05:33 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Seorang suami menyesal menceraikan isterinya, lalu call isterinya..

Suami: "Sayang, maafkan abang, abang nak rujuk semula"

Isteri: "Di sebelah abang ada gelas tak...?

Suami: "Ha gelas?..takde.. Kenapa?..

Isteri: "Kalau begitu pegi dapur ambik gelas sekarang"

Suami: "Ok dah ada, nak buat apa dengan gelas ni..

Isteri: "Lemparkan gelas itu ke lantai"

Suami: "Abang dah lempar...kenapa..?

Isteri: "Sekarang kembalikan gelas itu seperti sediakala..tidak mungkin boleh..begitu jugalah hati ini..

Suami: "Uikk..gelasnya tak pecah la sayang..gelas plastik..

Isteri: "eeeeeeee...lepas maghrib datang jemput kat rumah mak!"





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Post time 30-6-2016 05:40 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hati plastik ke gitu bininya?
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 Author| Post time 30-6-2016 05:43 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
orenmango replied at 30-6-2016 05:40 PM
Hati plastik ke gitu bininya?

Tak sangka kot suami dia ambil gelas plastik... Hihihi!

Tapi isteri macam malu-malu mahu  
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Post time 1-7-2016 08:01 AM | Show all posts
Niat kat hati nak tunjukkan betapa hancurnya hati.
Apakan daya tak tersangka si suami ambil gelas plastik lah pulak.
Sebab gelas tak hancur/pecah terpaksalah terima kembali

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Post time 1-7-2016 10:22 PM | Show all posts

ideologi yang tidak boleh pakai
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Post time 1-7-2016 11:42 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hati kau sungguh plastik leha.....
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Post time 2-7-2016 12:20 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Adoyai mesej x kesampaian
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Post time 2-7-2016 05:53 PM | Show all posts
suami yg lurus bendul
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Post time 2-7-2016 09:44 PM | Show all posts
hahaha..kelakar suami dia..
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Post time 7-7-2016 12:17 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
xkn xdgr bunyi berderai
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Post time 12-7-2016 04:27 PM | Show all posts
hehehe.. wanita mmg senang nk maafkan laki
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Post time 12-7-2016 04:56 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Suami dia buat lawak pula haha
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Post time 12-7-2016 05:07 PM | Show all posts
haha bengong
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Post time 16-7-2016 10:47 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
maakk aihh lembut yea ati bini
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pandai laki dia
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Post time 20-7-2016 12:06 AM | Show all posts
ni yg dikatakan suami pak lawak
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hahahahahahaha
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