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Post time 4-4-2005 04:37 PM | Show all posts
mana pulak makcik ni.. takkan pergi petik buah pulak
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Post time 4-4-2005 04:40 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by iansuryani at 4-4-2005 04:23 PM:


grapes


GRAPES
You are a polite person in general, but do have quick flare-ups of temper
that cool down just as quickly. You enjoy beauty in all forms, including
beautiful people. You are very popular because of your warm, gregarious
nature. You have a zest for life, you enjoy everything you do, right from
the way you dress, to your style and your day-to-day life. Your partner must
share your zeal and zing for life to enjoy all you have to offer!
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Post time 4-4-2005 04:42 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by dilah21 at 4-4-2005 04:29 PM:
mango



same like me..i pun pilih mango...

MANGO
A mango lover is a personality to be reckoned with, quite often are a person
who has quite fixed ideas, and influencing you is not an easy task. You tend
to be an extremist with strong likes and dislikes, and times even like to
control a situation. You enjoy getting involved in something that presents
mental challenge. Strong as you may be, you are like a kitten when you are
with your partner. You accommodate the love of your life, and make up for
all the strong will elsewhere!
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Post time 4-4-2005 04:43 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by rosslyn at 4-4-2005 16:40:


GRAPES
You are a polite person in general, but do have quick flare-ups of temper
that cool down just as quickly. You enjoy beauty in all forms, including
beautiful people. You are very popul ...

salah lah..

anggur= bulat.. hitam.. asalnya arak yg memabukkan.. sebab tu ian tak payah minum arak pun boleh mengong.. tak caya.. baca posting dia.. spelling berterabur...
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Post time 4-4-2005 04:44 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by rosslyn at 4-4-2005 16:37:


APPLE
If apple is your favourite fruit, you are an extravagant, impulsive and
outspoken person, often with a bit of a temper. While you may not be the
best organizer yourself, you make a goo ...

wow betul lah... boleh jadi tukang telek firaun...
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Post time 4-4-2005 04:45 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by rosslyn at 01-04-2005 16:40:


GRAPES
You are a polite person in general, but do have quick flare-ups of temper
that cool down just as quickly. You enjoy beauty in all forms, including
beautiful people. You are very popul ...


thanks ross...hehehehe
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Post time 4-4-2005 04:45 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Browneyes at 4-4-2005 04:37 PM:
mana pulak makcik ni.. takkan pergi petik buah pulak


bukan salah i, cari ni slow lah kak b..;)
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Post time 4-4-2005 04:46 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by rosslyn at 03/01/2005 15:54:
Which fruit will you pick if you were handed these:
1. Orange
2. Apple
3. Banana
4. Coconut
5. Pineapple
6. Papaya
7. Mango
8. Cherry
9. Grapes
10. Peach
11. Custard Apple
12. Pear


...

PEAR...
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Post time 4-4-2005 04:52 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Browneyes at 4-4-2005 04:43 PM:

salah lah..

anggur= bulat.. hitam.. asalnya arak yg memabukkan.. sebab tu ian tak payah minum arak pun boleh mengong.. tak caya.. baca posting dia.. spelling berterabur...


:ketuk: tak baik kak b..kalaulah bakal suami dia baca ni, trus reject dia..kesian ian...

harap2 :pray:bang matz..takkan tukar fikiran ya...hehehehhe
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Post time 4-4-2005 04:52 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by rosslyn at 4-4-2005 03:54 PM:
Which fruit will you pick if you were handed these:
1. Orange
2. Apple
3. Banana
4. Coconut
5. Pineapple
6. Papaya
7. Mango
8. Cherry
9. Grapes
10. Peach
11. Custard Apple
12. Pear


...


Mango
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Post time 4-4-2005 04:54 PM | Show all posts

Dapat dari email...anyone can verify?

Holy Water dan Selipar

Sampaikanlah mesej ini kepada kawan-kawan muslim kita yang lain kerana
Allah itu amat suka akan orang yang menyampaikan benda-benda yang baik.
Untuk pengetahuan semua, umat Islam di Malaysia kini dikejutkan dengan
penemuan "Holy Water" di dalam air mineral yang diedarkan dipasaran
ketika ini. Seperti yang kita umat Islam ketahui, Holy Water jika
diminum oleh umat Islam akan menyebabkan lidah menjadi keras untuk
menyebut nama Allah dan hati menjadi beku atas segala ajaran Islam.

Sebelum terkena lebih baik kita berhati-hati. Disini disenaraikan
nama-nama air mineral tersebut:
1) Al-Mansur
2) Al-Mubarakah
3) Al-Barakah
4) Bestari

Ingat wahai sahabat, orang-orang kafir selalu ingin menjatuhkan agama
Islam. Mereka boleh berselindung dengan nama-nama orang Islam tetapi
Allah maha mengetahui dan dibukanya minda kita agar tetap dengan
keimanan di hati.

Untuk pengetahuan , buktinya memang dah ada dan sekarang ini jenama air
mineral tersebut boleh didapati disekitar PKNS dan Bukit Jalil dan
beberapa tempat sekitar Petaling Jaya, Selangor. Di tempat lain tidak
pula diketahui. _________________________________________________

JUMAAT - Selipar Bowling

HARAP MAKLUM SEMUA...

Selipar getah jenama BOWLING dan S2 ada tertulis perkataan ALLAH (dlm
Arab) di tapaknya (bahagian tumit) harap dapat ambil perhatian. Sebarkan
demi agama Islam tercinta. Betul laa, aku ada selipar tu kat ofis la ni,
buat pakai pegi toilet... Serius, memang ada pktn Allah, tengok betul2
kat tapak (corak besar) tengok tapak selipar sebelah kiri... Kalau
sebelah kanan, perkataan ALLAH dalm imej terbalik. SUBAHANALLAH....

Mineral Water "WATERCO" .....DON'T BUY IT....
Wallahualam....

Saya nak nasihatkan kalau ada saudara kita terminum atau terbeli air
mineral 'WATERCO". Ia adalah 'Holly Water'. yang dibuat di Vatican City.
Dijampi oleh paderi termasuk Pope John Paul.

Kalau terminum, cari air kolah dari 3 masjid. Baca Al-Fatihah 1x, Yasin
1x, 3 qul 1x dan selawat. Ambil sebahagian buat minum dan bahagian buat
mandi. InsyaAllah mereka akan sedar dan dapat diselamatkan. InsyaAllah.

Tolong fowardkan okay... Demi Islam... Demi agama yang tercinta.
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Post time 4-4-2005 04:56 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by honeYweLL at 4-4-2005 04:46 PM:

PEAR...



PEAR
If you put your mind to something you can do it successfully, but by and
large you tend to be fickle and have trouble completing a task with the
enthusiasm you started it with. You need to know the results of your efforts
almost immediately. You enjoy mental stimulation and love to get into a good
discussion!
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Post time 4-4-2005 04:59 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by chicsee at 4-4-2005 04:52 PM:


Mango


chic, same with dilah



MANGO
A mango lover is a personality to be reckoned with, quite often are a person
who has quite fixed ideas, and influencing you is not an easy task. You tend
to be an extremist with strong likes and dislikes, and times even like to
control a situation. You enjoy getting involved in something that presents
mental challenge. Strong as you may be, you are like a kitten when you are
with your partner. You accommodate the love of your life, and make up for
all the strong will elsewhere!
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 Author| Post time 7-4-2005 02:33 PM | Show all posts
SUbject: Latest Definitions

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.


Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one
end & a fool on the other.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of
the Lecturer to the notes of the students, without passing through the minds of either.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by
feminine water power.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens
and
everybody disagrees later on.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not actually read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their
mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually
do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit
to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name(excuse) men give to(for) their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself when alive, to be
spoken of when dead.

Diplomat: A person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist: A person who starts taking his bath if he accidentally falls
into a river.

Optimist: A person who, whilst falling from Eiffel tower, says
in midway..."See, I am not injured yet."


Miser: A person who lives poorly so that he can die rich.


Father: A banker provided by nature.


Criminal: A guy no different from the rest...except that he got
caught.


Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you
are early.


Politician: One who shakes your hand before the election and
your confidence after the election.


Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and subsequently,
kills you with his bills.
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Post time 8-4-2005 10:02 AM | Show all posts

How true...

The Mayonnaise Jar and the 2 Cups of Coffee

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2

cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very

large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed

that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open

areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the

empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the

important things --God, your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions--and if everything else was lost

and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.

The sand is everything else--the small stuff."

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you

spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

"Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your

spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls

first--the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes

to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."
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 Author| Post time 11-4-2005 08:37 AM | Show all posts
the only thing wrong about immortality is that, it tends to go on forever...
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 Author| Post time 23-4-2005 05:56 PM | Show all posts
in about one hour the sun will set......
many are born today....their life has just began,
just like the first page of a thick novel.

ada jugak yang don't make it to see the sun set......
their last breath...is also a beginning of a new life in the after world.

in the mean time....we wait for our date with destiny.....
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 Author| Post time 23-4-2005 06:14 PM | Show all posts
whether we die in one piece or a thousand pieces....

that is not the ultimate question.

only 2 things matters...........HEAVEN or HELL.........

and of the 2.....

there is only one

so which one ?????


rantings of matz_rockz......
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 Author| Post time 23-4-2005 06:19 PM | Show all posts
where do i go from here ???? ......

a journey of a thousand miles ??? nope.....

it's only a breath away...........THE AFTERWORLD....
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 Author| Post time 23-4-2005 06:24 PM | Show all posts
only 2 things matters         


                                  DOB............date of birth


                                  DOD............date of death


what we do in between determines our destiny....


rantings of M-R.......
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