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Perempuan ibarat radio

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Post time 2-9-2014 06:22 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Semasa handak tidur, seorang isteri berkata kepada suaminya.

Isteri : Abang nak tau tak ?
Suami : Apa dia?
Isteri : Perempuan ni lebih kurang macam radio.
Suami : Radio?.... Macam mana tu?
Isteri : Mulut ni jadi speaker.
Suami : Lagi...
Isteri : Buah dada kiri ni kiri sebagai tuner. buah dada kanan ni pulak
sebagai volume...
Suami : Aaa... ah? Boleh abang cuba on kan radio ni tak?
Isteri : Boleh saja.... kan radio ni abang punye....
Suami : (Terus menyentuh buah dada kanan isterinya) Tak ada bunyi pun...
Isteri : Nak bunyi macamana... Abang belum cucuk "plug" nya lagi....
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Post time 3-9-2014 07:30 AM | Show all posts
mcm pernah baca
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Post time 3-9-2014 10:36 AM | Show all posts
xhabih2 dgn lawak 18sx ko nih




imaginasi tinggi....best2
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Post time 3-9-2014 11:37 AM | Show all posts
hahahaha
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 Author| Post time 3-9-2014 12:46 PM | Show all posts
supernaturalee posted on 3-9-2014 10:36 AM
xhabih2 dgn lawak 18sx ko nih

Nak lagi tak? hehehe

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Post time 3-9-2014 01:15 PM | Show all posts
mattzzx posted on 3-9-2014 12:46 PM
Nak lagi tak? hehehe

klu xnak pun ko bagi jgk kan

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 Author| Post time 3-9-2014 01:24 PM | Show all posts
supernaturalee posted on 3-9-2014 01:15 PM
klu xnak pun ko bagi jgk kan

Macam nak ajer... nak tapi malu lah tuu....

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Post time 3-9-2014 01:31 PM | Show all posts
mattzzx posted on 3-9-2014 01:24 PM
Macam nak ajer... nak tapi malu lah tuu....

bnyk lg thread fun
klu msk thread cik mat ni pun kebetulan je
heghh





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 Author| Post time 3-9-2014 01:33 PM | Show all posts
supernaturalee posted on 3-9-2014 01:31 PM
bnyk lg thread fun
klu msk thread cik mat ni pun kebetulan je
heghh

yelah kebetulan....matt sedar siapa diri ini.....
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Post time 3-9-2014 01:36 PM | Show all posts
mattzzx posted on 3-9-2014 01:33 PM
yelah kebetulan....matt sedar siapa diri ini.....

xyah nak nangis sgt la
bughuk nau rupe yg dh xhensem tu


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 Author| Post time 3-9-2014 01:41 PM | Show all posts
supernaturalee posted on 3-9-2014 01:36 PM
xyah nak nangis sgt la
bughuk nau rupe yg dh xhensem tu

dah lah tak ensem.....radio plak tak adaa....

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Post time 3-9-2014 01:45 PM | Show all posts
mattzzx posted on 3-9-2014 01:41 PM
dah lah tak ensem.....radio plak tak adaa....

pe kaitan hensem dgn radio?

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 Author| Post time 3-9-2014 01:48 PM | Show all posts
supernaturalee posted on 3-9-2014 01:45 PM
pe kaitan hensem dgn radio?

kalau ensem banyak lah radio-radio yang mengofferkan diri......

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Post time 3-9-2014 01:52 PM | Show all posts
mattzzx posted on 3-9-2014 01:48 PM
kalau ensem banyak lah radio-radio yang mengofferkan diri......

xmenjawab soklan

dh lunch belum ni
ubat jgn lupa makan

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 Author| Post time 3-9-2014 01:56 PM | Show all posts
supernaturalee posted on 3-9-2014 01:52 PM
xmenjawab soklan

dh lunch belum ni

Blom jawap lagi kee?
Blom lunch lagi....ubat dah makan semalam...


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Post time 3-9-2014 01:58 PM | Show all posts
mattzzx posted on 3-9-2014 01:56 PM
Blom jawap lagi kee?
Blom lunch lagi....ubat dah makan semalam...

hensem - radio
??????

tu semalam...hari ni, jgn lupa

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 Author| Post time 3-9-2014 02:06 PM | Show all posts
supernaturalee posted on 3-9-2014 01:58 PM
hensem - radio
??????

Tak ada kaitan samada yang masih hidup atau yang telah mati kee?

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Post time 3-9-2014 02:07 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 3-9-2014 02:10 PM | Show all posts
mattzzx posted on 3-9-2014 02:06 PM
Tak ada kaitan samada yang masih hidup atau yang telah mati kee?

ok...sah la tu cik mat ni xhensem
psl tu berangan nk join radio

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 Author| Post time 3-9-2014 02:25 PM | Show all posts
supernaturalee posted on 3-9-2014 02:10 PM
ok...sah la tu cik mat ni xhensem
psl tu berangan nk join radio

Sah dan nyata...
Kalau tak dapat radio, typewriter pun boleh juga ....

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