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This Tux Sucks: Celine Dion gave new meaning to the term "ass-backwards" at the 1999 Oscars, modeling a reverse John Galliano for Dior white tuxedo with matching fedora that made her look like a disoriented gangster. The "My Heart Will Go On" belter paired her pimptastic togs with preposterous diamond-encrusted Ray-Bans, which she at least wore for a good cause: in exchange, the sunglass company donated $50,000 to a Canadian charity. Sadly, Dior managed to persuade Celine to wear its contrary couture free of charge. |
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CHRISTINA MILIAN: MISS
Singer-actress Christina Milian tries to dress up a belly-baring tank top, but aims too high with her thick belt and girlish miniskirt at a fashion event in Hollywood. |
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SELMA BLAIR: HIT
Selma Blair looks fashion-forward in a vividly patterned vintage dress by Hawaiian designer Kamehameha at the L.A. premiere of her film Pretty Persuasion. |
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KELLY PRESTON: MISS
Talk about shapeless: Sky High star Kelly Preston is swimming in a frumpy velvet frock at an appearance on Live with Regis and Kelly. |
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Oscar the Slouch: Gwyneth Paltrow slouched into fashion infamy at the 2002 Oscars in this embarrassingly sheer, post-modern punk Alexander McQueen getup. Her ensemble, with its wrinkly mesh top and heavy taffeta skirt, was quite a change from the ill-fitting but widely praised pink Ralph Lauren gown Gwyn wore to collect her Best Actress prize for "Shakespeare in Love" in 1999. Judgment on the actress' red-carpet choice was swift, with barbs flying over her lack of cross-your-heart support, her braided Swiss Miss hair, and her aggressively kohl-rimmed raccoon eyes. And for those who are wondering -- and you know who you are -- yes, it was a bit chilly out, and no, Gwyneth wasn't happy to see us. |
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KATE HUDSON: HIT
Kate Hudson shows off her trim figure in a slinky see-through Versace gown with a low-dipping back at the L.A. premiere of The Skeleton Key. |
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No Moore Spandex: When we think Oscars, the first thing that leaps to mind is, "Hey, now there's the perfect place to show off our workout wear." No? Well, that didn't stop Demi Moore from styling stretchy -- in all the wrong places, if we may be blunt -- bicycle shorts for the 1989 awards. Her ghastly, girdle-like getup should serve as a warning for any and all celebrities who are considering designing their own duds, since the former Mrs. Bruce Willis took credit for this unbelievably unflattering cutaway creation, which also featured a loathsome backside-accentuating bustle and matching bustier. (Hey, does anyone else get a chicken vibe off of this? Must just be us). A tux-clad Bruce somehow retains a shred of dignity while standing next to Demi, who apparently never asked him one crucial question: "Does this bustle make my butt look big?" |
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Peep Show: Little Bo Peep lost her sheep ... so she handed over her dress to Geena Davis and made audiences weep. In 1992, the 6-foot-tall stunner, up for Best Actress in "Thelma and Louise" (she lost), bombed on the red carpet in an asymmetrical puff-ball catastrophe designed by Bill Hargate. This tiered satin tragedy set a new standard for red-carpet ridiculousness with its high hemline in front and volcanic eruption of ruffles in back. Overachieving Geena manages to make this frightening frock even worse by pairing it with oh-so-wrong black hose and clunky ankle-tied shoes. |
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ANCHORS AWEIGH
Kidman goes for a nautical vibe with a Louis Vuitton striped shirt, paired with a Notify denim jacket and white jeans, at 2004's Venice Film Festival. As for the 5'10" actress's footwear, says Kaufman: "When you're as tall as she is, you can wear sneakers and still look sporty and chic at the same time."
GOING RETRO
The actress dons a Givenchy dress for a June 13 appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman. "You could see stars from the 1950s ? like Lucille Ball ? in this dress," says Kaufman. But Kidman's loose and tousled curls "keep her from looking too retro. Her hair balances the severity of the dress."
FAR EAST
For 2004's Tony Awards, Kidman chose an Asian-inspired Yves Saint Laurent gown. "The great thing about Nicole is she can wear global-inspired clothes, but it doesn't look costume-y," says Kaufman. "The cut of the dress is also very modern. She knows fashion and she knows what works on her body." And with her sleek, pulled-back hair, "it's a very strong look." |
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SHAKIRA: MISS
Stylist alert! The Colombian singer is in need of a fashion tutorial with her tacky patterned frock and motorcyle boots at a music event in Berlin. |
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MISCHA BARTON: HIT
O.C. star Barton wraps her tall frame in a graceful Grecian-style Marchesa gown at the BAFTA Awards in London. |
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Dressing Their AgeToo old ? or too young
LINDSAY LOHAN, 19
She's still a Disney girl, but the Herbie: Fully Loaded actress looked downright mature wearing Chanel in New York City recently (right). Earlier in L.A., she showed off her youthful good looks in a strapless Gucci frock.
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MARIAH CAREY, 36
The songbird was bursting at the seams in a teen-queen-worthy T-shirt dress in London recently (left). By comparison, the olive-colored, curve-hugging sheath she donned in New York City looks almost demure. |
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NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN, 41
Desperate Housewife or summering schoolgirl? With ribbons 'round her waist and ankles, the Wisteria Lane vixen looked ready for prom recently (left, in New York City). A more womanly choice: her flowing goddess gown in Monte Carlo. |
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JENNIFER LOPEZ, 36
Forget that navel-grazing Versace she wore to the 2000 Grammys: Mrs. Marc Anthony was modest (even matronly) in L.A. recently (left). A few weeks later, she showed more skin ? but no belly button ? in Atlanta. |
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MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL, 27
Sexy Secretary or shy librarian? In a tie-front blouse and below-the-knee skirt, the indie actress was a pioneer of dowdy chic in Venice, Italy, last year (left). But she sported a fun, colorful ensemble to a recent L.A. store opening.
MADONNA, 47
Is Kabbalah the key to eternal youth? Maybe for Madonna, who showed off her yoga-buff bod in a flimsy slip dress in L.A. recently (left). But in London, a more modest Madge covered up in a lacy frock and blazer. |
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SHARON STONE, 47
Thirteen years after Basic Instinct, the actress (left, in San Diego) showed she's still got those killer gams. Later in Cannes, she looked more like the (still sexy) mom of two that she is.
HILARY DUFF, 17
At the L.A. premiere of her movie The Perfect Man (left), the actress wore a Gucci gown that made her teenybopper image seem "So Yesterday." Yet just a week earlier, she sported a more playful dress. |
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