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Author: seribulan    From the mobile phone    Show all posts   Read mode

Post time 19-12-2018 04:34 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Woman: Doctor, where are we going? Doctor: To the morgue. Woman: Im not dead yet, doctor. Doctor: Were not at morgue yet, either

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Post time 19-12-2018 04:38 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Doctor: "You look exhausted." Blond: "I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it."

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Post time 19-12-2018 04:42 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mohan (to the doctor): "Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?" Doctor: "Your eyesight seems to be poor." Mohan: "How did you come to that conclusion?" Doctor: "You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital."

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Post time 19-12-2018 04:46 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. Im OK but I didnt like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery, he answered. What did he say?, asked the nurse. OOPS!

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Post time 19-12-2018 04:47 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. "Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?" "I dont see why not," replies the doctor. "Thats funny," says the man. "I wasnt able to play it before."

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Post time 19-12-2018 04:50 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.

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Post time 19-12-2018 04:52 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Patient to doctor: "On the top of your prescription these words are printed: We treat; God Cures. If so, would I give the fee to you or shall I send it to God?" Doctor: "Pay me. I will send it."

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Post time 19-12-2018 04:54 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."

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Post time 19-12-2018 06:22 PM | Show all posts
first cut is the deepest.

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Post time 19-12-2018 09:15 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Tenkiu mod @seribulan banyak bagi tacang

Nanti bila free saya buka ye..skrg ni bz n agak penat sikit..

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Okie dokie :)  Post time 19-12-2018 09:37 PM
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Post time 19-12-2018 09:39 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Tak nampak n tak bleh baca mod seribulan komen ape..
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 Author| Post time 20-12-2018 09:47 AM | Show all posts
NamaKuMawar replied at 19-12-2018 08:39 PM
Tak nampak n tak bleh baca mod seribulan komen ape..

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 Author| Post time 20-12-2018 09:49 AM | Show all posts
7. URINE: opposite of youre out.'

8. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said Keep off the Grass.'

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