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Author: seribulan    From the mobile phone    Show all posts   Read mode

Post time 20-12-2018 10:15 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Doctor: "Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?" Patient: "What pills?"

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Post time 20-12-2018 10:17 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Peter called his doctors office for an appointment. "Im sorry," said the receptionist, we cant fit you in for at least two weeks." "But I could be dead by then!" "No problem. If your wife lets us know, well cancel the appointment."

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Post time 20-12-2018 10:33 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 20-12-2018 10:38 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
An old man and his wife went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked the man for a blood, urine and feces sample. The man was slightly deaf and said, "What?" The doctor said, "I need a blood, urine and feces sample." The man still looked puzzled, so his wife leaned over and yelled into his ear, "Sheldon, the doctor needs a pair of your underwear."

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Post time 20-12-2018 10:40 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

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Post time 20-12-2018 10:45 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Patient: "Are you sure that you can do this operation safely?" Doctor: "That is what I want to find out myself."

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Post time 21-12-2018 01:20 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 21-12-2018 05:35 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
The psychiatrist asks his patient: "Do you really think that you are a horse?" The patient: "Yes." The Doctor: "Ok, it will be a long and expensive therapy." The patient: "It's ok, I have enough money." Doctor: "And how it is possible?" The patient: "Because I have won three times horse races."

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Post time 22-12-2018 02:12 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
seribulan replied at 17-12-2018 09:49 AM
A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-la ...

Saya tak berapa faham lawak yg ni

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Google freudian slip...  Post time 24-12-2018 10:19 AM
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9. He was wheeled into the operating room, and then had a change of heart.

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Post time 24-12-2018 02:43 PM | Show all posts
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

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Post time 24-12-2018 02:44 PM | Show all posts
They certainly give very strange names to diseases.

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Post time 24-12-2018 02:46 PM | Show all posts
A hospital is no place to be sick.

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Post time 24-12-2018 02:52 PM | Show all posts
The best doctor is the one you run to and can't find.

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