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10. “I don’t find health-related puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an irony deficiency.” |
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Post time 27-12-2018 01:02 PM
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A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."
The Malaysian doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. Seven months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him Minister of Finance.
Now, the whole country is looking for jobs!"
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. “The saying, ‘There’s more pleasure in giving than in receiving,’ applies chiefly to advice… and medicine.” |
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Question: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
Answer: Only if you aim it well enough. |
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The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed. |
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Catscan: Searching for kitty
Coma: A punctuation mark.
Hemorrhoid: A male from outer space
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport
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"Mrs. Jones, I have some good news"
"It's MISS Jones Doctor"
"Oh...Miss Jones I have some bad news then" |
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Fwd-
KLINIK kat Bota kanan : 😁
Aje bebeno kome – Dilema Doktor Muda
Seorang Doktor Muda yang baru selesai pengajian telah ditugaskan di Klinik Bota kanan. Hari pertama beliau bertugas, berlaku satu fenomena yang dia sendiri tidak tahu penyelesaiannya…. Pesakit pertama ditemuinya telah mendatangkan fobia yang tidak berkesudahan. Sketsanya begini:
Doktor : “Pak Cik sakit apa?”.
Ngah Lebo : “Entah le Dokto…. Darghi semalam badan awak ni dedo je! Libang libu dibuatnye!”.
Doktor : “Dedo? Libang libu? Pertama kali saya dengar sakit ni?”.
Ngah Lebo : “Itu le yang tak pahamnye…. Dade ghase debuk debak je! Mate pun bepino-pino… Bekelemayo!”.
Doktor : Mengambil buku direktori perubatan sambil membeleknya dan mencari jenis penyakit mengikut senarai. “Penyakit apa ni Pak Cik? Tiada langsung dalam senarai buku ni?”.
Ngah Lebo : “Taktau le nak cerghite macam mane ghedatnye Dokto… Bile bangkit je ghase goyo! Jalan pun condong ghoyong… Lepeh tu terghuih tejombab ateh lantei! Sebab itu deme dudukkan ateh besika tolak ni (Wheel Chair)!”.
Doktor : Sambil menggaru kepala yang tak gatal. Doktor juga sudah pening lalat tak faham lalu doktor pun menyambung pertanyaan “Makan minum Pak Cik macam mana?”.
Ngah Lebo : “Makan? Nasik pun dikonyah ghase macam semba je! Kerghongkong udah sendat. Nogok ayo…. Tawo lesyio!”.
Doktor: ?????
(Siapa faham..aje comfirm orang Perak pior...😅)
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Sometimes your medicine bottle has on it, 'Shake well before using.' That is what God has to do with some of His people. He has to shake them well before they are ever usable.
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Q: Why did the doctor tell the nurse to walk past the pill cupboard quietly?
A: So she wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills. |
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