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[Cerita] apek lu cakap ada butut

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Author: tokchik    From the mobile phone    Show all posts   Read mode

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Post time 17-11-2019 01:27 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Edited by tokchik at 17-11-2019 01:31 PM

Saya jumpa seorang pakar perubatan tradisi Cina dan selepas dia periksa dan tahu saya dah bersara, dia bagi kata2 nasihat,
"Lu mesti kuat exercise hali2. Jangan minum teh di gerai2 apa lagi kopitiam atau haipeng. Jangan minum beer. Jangan minum alkohol, wine terutamanya. Minum banyak air suam. Jangan bawa kereta pigi jalan2, bagus naik pengangkutan awam atau jalan kaki. Jangan makan di luar. Kurangkan makan di kedai Arab, kedai Mamak atau kedai busat-busar. Jangan makan kambing, daging dan makanan laut.
Banyk mkn sayuran.. sekali2 diet lah...

Saya pun tertunduk... sambil bertanya balik tabib itu.."Bolekah saya tahu apa sebenarnya masalah saya?
Tabib mengeleng-ngeleng kepala sambil menjawab..
" Lu punya pencen bukan banyak "
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Post time 18-11-2019 12:15 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 18-11-2019 02:11 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahah tegelak aku sorg2 kat dlm jamban opis ni
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Post time 20-11-2019 10:42 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
pedih
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Post time 20-11-2019 09:26 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaha..ni kelakar
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Post time 21-11-2019 04:36 PM | Show all posts
butut lohhh...
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Post time 21-11-2019 05:45 PM | Show all posts
pandai apek ...sakit itu mahal
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