Dating jokes 3

zazazoom · Post time 15-4-2020 09:45 PM

A) The ghosts of your failed relationships are speaking to you through ITUNES shuffle!

B) 911 what's your emergency?

I FARTED ON THE FIRST DATE.

Ma'am we don't--

IT SOUNDED LIKE A BALLOON ANIMAL ASKING A QUESTION!!

C) “Omg me too!” - Everybody on a first date

D) [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.87)]at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he

’m a butcher
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[color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.87)]E) A couple are on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing. He replies, "I forgot my wallet."