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Post time 12-9-2020 02:54 AM | Show all posts |Read mode
Little Johnny and his family are preparing for Christmas dinner.Johnny goes upstairs to his brothers room while he’s playing video games. His brother gets a kill and yells “Yeah, eat that bitch!”
Little Johnny asks, “Hey bro, what does that word mean?”
His brother looks around hurriedly and replies “It means uh...a lovely lady.”

Little Johnny goes to his sisters room while she’s on the phone with her boyfriend. She’s having an argument and yells into the phone “Yeah well you can go and marry Stacey then you bastard!”
Johnny asks her “Hey sis, what does that word mean?”
She hesitates and then replies “It means uh...a respectable gentleman.”

Little Johnny goes into his parents room where his mother is putting on makeup. She accidentally knocked powder all over the front of her dress and exclaims “Shit!”
Little Johnny asks his mother “Hey ma, what does that word mean?”
His mother replies “Oh it just means uh...makeup!”

Little Johnny goes downstairs to the kitchen where his dad is taking the Christmas turkey out of the oven. As he grabs the tray he burns his finger and yells out “Ah fuck!”
Johnny asks “Hey dad, what does that word mean?”
His Father replies “Oh it just means uh...basting! I was just uh basting the turkey for dinner tonight.”

Suddenly the doorbell rings and his Father tells Johnny “Son, go and answer the door and greet our guests.”

Little Johnny runs to the front door, opens it and exclaims happily “Hello all you bitches and bastards! Mums upstairs putting shit on her face and dads in the kitchen fucking the turkey!”




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Post time 12-9-2020 01:06 PM | Show all posts
Where can i find this book?
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Post time 18-9-2020 03:27 PM | Show all posts
bahahahhahaa.. terkulat2 guests dpt greet camtu
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Post time 19-9-2020 08:04 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaha. Ni cth terbaik, guna perkataan br yg dipelajari & dipraktikkan terus
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Post time 24-6-2021 05:36 PM | Show all posts
Christmas dinner is the main meal traditionally served on Christmas day. This meal may take place anytime from late afternoon on Christmas Eve till the evening of Christmas Day itself. Traditionally, this meal is served in one large pan, with Christmas cake and butter dish and is decorated with fruits, flowers, shiny silver or gold stockings, cranberries, chocolate coins, artificial or real flowers, shiny buttons, ribbons, bows, or other decorative objects. As Christmas day passes, family members may serve their own food to fill the plates and silverware. Christmas dinner may be served as a buffet, which means that each person may serve his or her own food, or the entire family may share one large meal, together with a cup of tea or coffee between them.Baby Christmas ornaments
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Post time 24-6-2021 05:43 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 29-7-2021 11:11 PM | Show all posts
budak2 ni macam span, they do what they’re taught to
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Post time 29-7-2021 11:11 PM | Show all posts
tak pasal2 terkejut tetamu dia
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Post time 30-7-2021 08:55 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 30-7-2021 09:09 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mau tebelalak mata guest
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Post time 30-7-2021 09:14 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Pendidikan awal bermula dari rumah kekdahnya.
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Post time 30-7-2021 11:03 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaha... jahanam
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Post time 31-7-2021 12:50 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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Post time 21-10-2021 08:14 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
hahahahahaha
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