BRANGELINA ~ Nak saman media buat cite derang split + pic derang kiss page7

mandibunge · Post time 26-1-2010 03:08 PM

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie see top divorce lawyer? They are not even married!

Here I come to demolish another Brangelina rumor mill and to slap the behinds of some stupid websites. Heard about the biggest joke in the world currently? If not why don’t you search for Angelina Jolie news in “newsoftheworld”! We don’t know why on earth did they came out claiming “Golden couple Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie see top divorce lawyer,” as they were never married.

Though they were smart enough to change the heading later on and delete the abusive comments they received from readers, their search result for “Angelina” still shows “Golden couple Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie see top divorce lawyer.” Come clean that up too Einstein!

The website shockingly claimed that a source (which I doubt exists) told them stupid stuff like “all six children will actually live full-time with their mum,” “dynamite legal papers secretly signed by the couple this month detail how all their homes and assets will be carved up” and many more. To save their behinds from the spanking after they are proved wrong, they quite obviously included terms like “there’s no set date as to when this will take effect.”

They were brilliant enough to figure out the possible split up by picking up tiny incidents like Brad going to a game with his son or Brad photographed backstage at the Hope For Haiti Now telethon (where Jennifer Aniston was also present) in Los Angeles without Angelina, 34. They were like it must be true because “Brad went to a game with his son instead of attending an awards show where he was not nominated anyway” or “Brangelina have not been pictured together recently.”

But they were dumb enough to get it from the incident where Brad and Angelina went out for a dinner at Northern Italian restaurant Alto on the Upper East Side of New York City on Thursday (January 7) or the Jan. 2 romantic dinner for two at the French restaurant Le Perigord.

Unlike fictional sources of “newsoftheworld,” popular news websites like People, CNN and TMZ, who do some actual research, have all said nothing about the split up. In fact People.com quoted ‘Everything is fine’ one source was reported as saying while another said the reports were ‘totally false’.

“Newsoftheworld” (of UK) has another US supporter as well, and it’s none other than “National Enquirer.” They have the same things to say.

kulit · Post time 26-1-2010 06:42 PM

What split?

The Brangelina Breakup: Anatomy of a Cheating Rumor
By E! News (u can trust E! news)
Tue 26 Jan. 2010, 11:20 CAT [331 Reads, 0 Comment(s)]

Since various tabloids have had Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie breaking up since the day they got together, what's different about their latest fabled trip to Splitsville?

Well, this time Jolie supposedly cheated on her bearded beau.

But while In Touch Weekly is reporting the Oscar winner had an affair with the "dialect coach" she worked with for her upcoming spy thriller Salt, the film's resident dialect coach tells E! News the rumor couldn't be further from the truth.

And not just because he didn't even work with Jolie on Salt.

"Oh, my friends thought it was hysterical," said 51-year-old Howard Samuelsohn, whose credits include 2012 and Revolutionary Road. "I've had eight different reporters call me, and one was even outside my home."

He says that ITW contacted him last week, asking about the nature of his working relationship with Jolie.

"I said, 'Yes, I know her professionally. She's very nice.'...And then I immediately became the guy who slept with Angelina Jolie.

"I'm not a language coach," he explained. "She doesn't have a dialect in the movie; she speaks Russian. There were several people who taught her the language. I worked with a Polish actor, Daniel Olbrychski, on the movie to make his English better."

Plus, Samuelsohn added that he's been "with the same woman for 33 years."

Good lord, what would we do if Brangelina dared to last that long?!

Meanwhile, a rep for the Waldorf Astoria, where a housekeeper named Anna Kowalski supposedly told ITW she saw kinky evidence of the alleged tryst, has said that no such person works there.

But the magazine tells E! News that it's standing by its story, semantics aside, and that a source verified that Kowalski worked at the Waldorf over the summer.

"As In Touch Weekly originally reported, an ex-employee of the Waldorf-Astoria in New York told the magazine exclusively that Angelina Jolie cheated on Brad Pitt with one of her language tutors on the set of her movie Salt," a rep for ITW said in a statement, which modifies the job description of the purported lothario from the published text.

"We never claim Anna was a current employee of the hotel or provide the specific name of her coach, of which there were several. In Touch stands by our reporting on this story."

So is this all coming to a head because Pitt and Jolie haven't been photographed together in a while?

Pitt appeared Friday on the Hope for Haiti Now benefit, but he and the mama of his children opted to skip the Golden Globes and Saturday's Screen Actors Guild Awards, where Pitt would have been sharing the limelight with his Inglourious Basterds costars during their win for Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture.

He's slated to present a statue at the Directors Guild of America Awards on Saturday in Century City.

Jolie hasn't been seen (by anyone with a telephoto lens, that is) since she took daughters Zahara and Shiloh to a Whole Foods market in Sherman Oaks, Calif., on Jan. 16.

In fact, the last time we saw the whole family (minus twins Knox and Vivienne) looking cozy was during their holiday-time trip to NYC last month.

But perhaps this latest blip on the happy-couple radar will disappear soon. A source close to the couple tells E! News there is no split, and Hollywood Life is reporting that Jolie and Pitt are planning on attending the Oscars. Together.

They might even hold hands.
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DUH!!! Percaya bulat2 citer sampah tabloids!

mee_maggie · Post time 26-1-2010 08:14 PM

April 1: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are hoping to adopt a child from India.

April 2: Brad Pitt is threatening to end it with Angelina Jolie if they don't get married.

April 3: Brad Pitt's move ...
mandibunge Post at 26-1-2010 09:42 AM

vley buat skrip telenovela

Peya · Post time 27-1-2010 12:01 PM

hehehehhehe bagi details u..

rose_weedy · Post time 27-1-2010 04:29 PM

dunno what to say....

saaya · Post time 27-1-2010 08:46 PM

nk wt cmne...jodoh xpjg...
myb de hikmah tuh...
dlu kn angie rmpas brad dr jen...
owg kate balasan...
no comment...

Peya · Post time 28-1-2010 11:04 AM

nk wt cmne...jodoh xpjg...
myb de hikmah tuh...
dlu kn angie rmpas brad dr jen...
owg kate balasan...
no comment...
saaya Post at 27-1-2010 20:46

Wey...rumors la bukan betul.

lolaxpdc · Post time 28-1-2010 08:38 PM

nampak cam busuk sgt janggut brad tu...ewwwwwww...
rase cam janggut dia tu ade cebisan2 makanan cam leftover soup melekat kt situ...yucks!

newyork · Post time 28-1-2010 10:29 PM

brad pitt punya life mcm merana..dulu dgn jen,jen tamau anak..ni dgn angie ade anak, angie tamau pulak kawin..ape yg aku nampak,brad pit hanyalah mahu sebuah keluarga yg lengkap,perkahwinan dan anak2..tp 1 pun dia tak dpt...sape sudi plak nak ganti?..angkat tgn..hehe

babyridz · Post time 29-1-2010 03:00 PM

First of all, just look at that beaming smile! So adorable.
Here's Brad and Angelina's Zahara being driven home after school eating a delicious car ride snack - Cheetos! Hey, her 'rents go to Mickey D's, why not let their kids eat Cheetos?
But this isn't the first time we've seen one of Brangelina's kids with the orange snack food:

Shiloh enjoyed a bag herself back in October 2008! Guess it's a fave food of the entire family!

babyridz · Post time 29-1-2010 03:45 PM

We haven't seen Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie together since January 5, and while breakup rumors are everywhere this week, it seems like the two are spending quality time together and managing to stay out of the spotlight while they do it!
The couple spent the night together at their Los Feliz home on Sunday, and a source told People that they "actually out to dinner together in Los Angeles when the rumor [that they were splitting] broke ... that's how ridiculous [the split story] is."
Well, the story broke on Saturday when the British weekly News of the World hit newsstands with news of the couple's supposed separation. If Brad and Angelina had really separated, would they spend the whole weekend together?
Though several media outlets (including People) previously wrote that Angelina was headed to NYC for a Vanity Fair shoot over the weekend, a source close to the mag tells X17online.com exclusively Angie was NOT doing any sort of photo shoot for them. We spotted Angelina returning to the couple's Los Feliz home on Sunday, but it appears she had just been out and about in Los Angeles.
So when are they going to make a public appearance together? When we saw them at Cecconi's in late November, everything seemed to be fine, so it seems like a hand holding dinner date is the next step to squash the out of control split stories!